So it begans...

A regular fray of updates is about to come and overwhelm the masses.
Ray's not posting anything yet...Do flame him for me plskkthx (AKA spam his email address with viagra ads)

Most people don't know who I am, so I'll be frank. I'm about 75kg, am of the height 160cm, only slightly obese...And you guessed it - I absolutely love eating. I'm quite nerdy in fact...I play a lot of World of Warcraft and I have not many friends. There's also this girl I like...Several, in fact. But this particular one...Well she just pops into my head all the time and makes me wonder about life. And yes, I do spend all my day in front of the computer. I behave anti-socially and I -

That was a puzzle. Do you have THE Maurice in you? (Pick me out)

On to the more important things in life. Perhaps we'll delve more into the mind of Maurice.
pr0n aside, WoW aside, schoolwork aside(sif)...We see Maurice for who he is. A fat dutch naval ship.
Let's look at one concept of Maurice today that I have noticed has been questioned several times for an approximate duration of 3-4 years. "Why do you not like Grrlllzz? Do you love being single or something?"

First: Heck, any boy who despise girls should come to me and we'll sort things out (Yes, girl germs therapy, I like to call it). Girls, yes, girlsgirlsgirls. yeeeessssss. Clear on that?

Second: Oh boy, do I LOVE being single. I really don't feel a need to be bound to any opposite gender sharing my life and committing to something - oh not at this age that is. You want something to work out; you must REALLY want it to work out. And that applies to both sides of the equation. Probability of that? Let Ray work it out for you.

Oh yes indeed, count on Maurice to be the dude who gives you advice on your relationships.


Signing off,
Maurice- theworstboyfriendagirlcouldeverhave?