This is not a random post

Greetings to you who are bored..

Oh, how I wish- uh, plan...

I'm honestly not gay *shifty eyes*

Now, now. Due to Gloria's lying ability, I just want to announce and officially affirm that I am not gay. Right now, I'm so depressed it's hilariously not funny.
.....(Huh?).....

With that aside, I'll proceed to blogging.
Now, one of the joys of blogging is writing up a whole lot of nothing and thinking that people are actually gonna read it. It's like William Jame's theory of conscious being a flowing continuum. I'm practically writing down whatever comes to my mind. (typing I meant*****asteriskomgasterisk***)
Homework is on a whole new level due to what I've brought upon myself. (Let's see, not studying since...I dont know...February?) Slowly attempting to finish off math chapters and slotting objects into my mind is slowly slowly getting...fun! I don't know why I didn't acknowledge this earlier - But studying is a heckuva lot more satisfying than playing World of Warcraft (honestly, I'd say no but...) Comparing learning everything about radiation and light to gaining omgomgomglegendaryorangeomgomgomg items in WoW is in a word, exhilirating.

Yes I'm not a nerd. You heard that right. I'm in this process of transition (and hope to remain) from a g33k to a nerd. In case you're asking, those are the only two categories of teenagers that ever exist now. You use a computer, you're a g33k. You study, you're a nerd. Capice?
If you don't do either, you're a fully grown adult (This theory will grow obsolete in negative-5 years considering the great increase in adult use of computers)

Now onto the more interesting things in life -
I would absolutely love to do something similar to this sometime in my life with a soulmate and even a couple of mates- that is the absolute thrill of life
Also, English is an absolute life skill and a joy to apply to society.
I cannot let down the World of Warcraft buddies out there - This is an absolute joy to take to heart...zomg.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/09/technology/10warcraft.web.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/09/technology/10warcraftqa.web.html
http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/707/707112p1.html

This is bound to win me the grrllzz for sure. Bring it on.

(I need to go and buy WoW now.)

This has been Maurice.

Flamed

Ok thanks to those that took Maurice's advice on spamming me with the viagra ads. I have found myself ordering a whole box of the stuff, and blogging.

Ah yes, do let me intrigue myself with your attempts at working out both sides of the equation. And perhaps, calculate your probablities. (I knew what I have learned in class would come in handy one day)

Hmm, wuddya think Maurice? Maybe we should start a dating service? Might as well earn some good dosh before we head off to national service ey =p

My appologies to Mauray Beta for neglecting it for such a long time. It has been a while since I have posted something here is it not? (Yes yes, I know, you guys don't want me here =p)

School work has been the usual, with me failing every single subject and assessment.

Maurice...did you just say girls? =p

And omg whats that?!
*runs* *gets shot* *dies*

So it begans...

A regular fray of updates is about to come and overwhelm the masses.
Ray's not posting anything yet...Do flame him for me plskkthx (AKA spam his email address with viagra ads)

Most people don't know who I am, so I'll be frank. I'm about 75kg, am of the height 160cm, only slightly obese...And you guessed it - I absolutely love eating. I'm quite nerdy in fact...I play a lot of World of Warcraft and I have not many friends. There's also this girl I like...Several, in fact. But this particular one...Well she just pops into my head all the time and makes me wonder about life. And yes, I do spend all my day in front of the computer. I behave anti-socially and I -

That was a puzzle. Do you have THE Maurice in you? (Pick me out)

On to the more important things in life. Perhaps we'll delve more into the mind of Maurice.
pr0n aside, WoW aside, schoolwork aside(sif)...We see Maurice for who he is. A fat dutch naval ship.
Let's look at one concept of Maurice today that I have noticed has been questioned several times for an approximate duration of 3-4 years. "Why do you not like Grrlllzz? Do you love being single or something?"

First: Heck, any boy who despise girls should come to me and we'll sort things out (Yes, girl germs therapy, I like to call it). Girls, yes, girlsgirlsgirls. yeeeessssss. Clear on that?

Second: Oh boy, do I LOVE being single. I really don't feel a need to be bound to any opposite gender sharing my life and committing to something - oh not at this age that is. You want something to work out; you must REALLY want it to work out. And that applies to both sides of the equation. Probability of that? Let Ray work it out for you.

Oh yes indeed, count on Maurice to be the dude who gives you advice on your relationships.


Signing off,
Maurice- theworstboyfriendagirlcouldeverhave?

Unsanctified Dating?

TIME FOR AN UPDAAAATE!!!
Well, for those of you who were absolutely bagging for more stick goodness, hereya go!
Another idea me and Ray were copping up with was a podcast to make up for the site's complete lack of funni-ness. The basic idea is to hook up over Skype or MSN on voice, and record the conversation. What's more interesting to note is that we'd love to have guest speakers/interviewees/presentations, etc.!
So, if you're loving the idea, leave a comment and spread more love to the community around you.

Luvs, Mauray.

As the cobwebs spin out from within...

Behold! The Dutch naval ships returneth beyondeth myeth verieth realitieth!
Yes, yes. She's rusting indeed- this blog of ours. (Note to self: Girlfriend will arrive in 2 years...patience.)
I am hardly inclined to humiliating myself to drawing stick figures. And no, nor will I post nude pictures of myself on the internet- thank you for that. OMGOMGXXXHOTHOTMAURICENUDEOMGOMG

With that aside, I hardly (think you deserve it) want to apologise to the poor viewers holding out on this protentially devastatingly boring blog and wish to express my (con)adolescence to those specific viewers.
Oh and yes, to the dude who so kindly promoted that degree thing- I already hold a PhD in several clinics and sections of society. One of them including "PhD of Raiding", "PhD of Lunaticm" and before this goes nowhere funny, I'll just stop. Like now.

With that, I'll get on to my blogger duties. I think a vast majority of people reading this blog I do know of (Yes, that's about the whole internet- hey !)
But I think I'll leave a couple of thoughts. I had a random dream in my sleep (And a pattern observed- I slept early for once at about 12 am) and it included something quite emo-like.
Here we go:

Imagine migrating to a totally different-cultured country (Eg me- Singapore to Australia) and leaving things behind. And as you get used to things around you, you meet new friends, etc. Suddenly something happens...What? Someone new comes into your school- of course there'll be the introductions, she picks your "gang" to hang out with, etc. And the twist is this- all of a sudden one day, it strikes you really hard in the back of your head that this new friend of yours so happens to be a past childhood friend of which you have had "relations" with be it cute or not.
And this dream elaborated into a scene of the character realizing at the moment he is third-partying the date of which this new friend is dating another friend. And from there it's a haze.

But mate! What was all that about?! I'm not known to be a drastically emotical-emotional-uh, emoooooooooooistic person but somehow this happens in the innocent duration of my sleep.
That's so gotta become a featurette script for a Music video for the next Asian popstar who debuts.

Anyway, Maurice signing off.
gtgbblolcyalatersbaberofl.