Patience is virtue, is it not?

Oh good good, we're getting remarkable popularity and feedback due to this blog.
Just yesterday, I gave this little kid my autograph. Not that he actually wanted it, but I felt like a good citizen!
Thanks to the people of which most I don't know who've dropped by and given this blog a look over. Sorry, I'm not a very good blogg-ist myself and this could be stated as a...past-time. I'll be updating tonight and we'll make it sweet. I do however encourage visitors to have a look through the previous archives and take a voyeuristic glance into our lives (Yeah, like Big Brother).

Anyone have any ideas and stuff, or wants to join us with blogging can e-mail enquiries to either of our e-mail addresses.
raymond_tie@hotmail.com and snikeron560@hotmail.com

Holidays are coming soon and we'll jump for joy, dancing and burning our books in a tribal stance while I return to my socially reclusive environment of computer games. I hope you folks out there have a good holiday and (heh) get ready for term 2!


This has been Maurice, dancing with cuteness on Mauray Beta.
Signing out.

Muuuhhh Squuuiiishheeehh!

There's not much to say for today's update...Ray came up with the script as per-usual, and a great shout-out goes to Zhen for a bout of indirect inspiration!

Mauray like a stingray bobbing in the hay with a pinkish day, wondering if gay was another May, you wouldn't really know till you say "Okay!"

Mauray, out.

Cute is cool, don't flame cute.

Agony is a result of pain. Fear pain, therefore fear the cute.
Trust not the cute. And patronise not the cute. Enough for this midnight update.
Brain is tied not to cute. But brain can dream cute. Let not brain dream cute.
(Edit: Will you just shut up with cute and go on already?!)

Anyway, hope you enjoyed tod-tonight's comical ventrous into the minds of Mauray or in this case...Maurice. Raymond will resume his position as script-writer as of tomorrow, keep watching this space for more of this stick-ey...ness!


Baddabing baddabang~
Mauray

You!

I wanna take you to the gay bar!!!
Maurice,
Good luck with the date scabbin mate =p, Im keeping mine XD
Anyways, I agree with Maurice. Who cares if you don't have a date, it is not as though its some form of humiliation. Ever heard of Single and Lovin' it?
I was quite surprised by the sudden revival of mauray-beta actually and I do give Maurice the credit of doing so.

I think it is getting late. God Bless and take care guys.

Ray

You ever wondered...?

This mail has been circulating since 1925 (that's right, when there WAS NO internet and some nutcase decided to format it into email format)that is...CURSED! So anyway, if you don't pass it to 1439857 people in the next five minutes, your brain will fry and you'll be haunted by this ancient monster man (who will creep up to you while you're asleep and eat your uh, fried brains.)








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Anyway, honestly enough of that. I totally agree with anyone who says not to use MS Paint to draw these images. As you can see from the above, our generation is believing in every single chain mail, chain sentence, chain letter, chain words and chain males (hahahaha)!
I on the other hand, think that chain stuff is totally awesome. It's like the best thing next to friendster, hi5 and ....asiagroove(?) to show off the limitless number of friends you have. It's also the best way to scare people obviously, and also to spark off a conversation with that person you so secretly admire (Trust me, it happens).
Anyway that's enough about chain mails, they're annoying, they're pointless and they're repetitive. Some of the good ones that "remind you of life" are quite nice and meaningful, but if they didn't have that "pass it to at least" phrase at the end of it, I'd be quite satisfied.
/rant #1
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Ahhh yes, the year 11 formal coming up in two months. The desperation in the wind, the painful taste of worry filling the palate, single men and women looking around hoping not to be humiliated at the aspect of being single for that night or ever. These my friends, are merely the stages of relentless rambles in the phases of your growing up. You look good already, you smell good already, you're great! Bachelors, unite! We are the proud, the humble, the invulnerable! And together, surely we're able to pull through! I don't want a date for the night, but someone to dance with apart from a broomstick would be much appreciated (As I said, any guy who doesn't want to dance with his date, you know who to ask)
Alright, alright enough with the crappy pictures, I hear you say. I totally agree, I need to find some new way to draw stuff that looks good. In case any of you are wondering "wth, wtf, wtg?!" the "gay bar" has to do with anything, have a listen to this song. I can assure you however, that I have not led you on a journey to watch gay pornography in that link as much as you would think that I'd do it. Let the song seep into your mind like a virus and stick that rhyme in your head, and you'll understand what I mean.
Okay, that's all from me for now, have a nice one!


Jubbabba bup!
Maurice.

WE'RE BAAAAACK and badder than ever.

Gday Gday! Hope we got your attention this time round, coz we're planning a come back with our humorous sense of humorous sense of humour. And by the time we're through with that, we'd hit home base! Realise that the time is nigh for bedtime but rest assured, Mauray Beta is back! Keep watching this space for more and more and keep laughing! ;)
Take care folks,
Mauray Beta (mauray@gmail.com)



P.S sorry for the terrible mess of layout. But as mentioned in image no.2, we'd like help in some aspects (whether or not anyone would bother) in terms of design, comics contribution and rant, basically what we're doing at the moment...but MORE people!

2nd Comic w00000t!

Yep what Ray said

Heh exams are over.
Something good about that indeed ;)

Well I'm just here to post a really super-rushed comic we thought we found humorous.
best regards folks

WOW...Finally...an update

With the exams out of the way, I was able to finally update this thing. So thus, just to show that I have never forgotten about this "site" (blog) I actually made up a comic in my commerce exam. Maurice is gonna fix it up, improve on it and post it =D. So yea...a few hr(s) till you guys finally get comic number two from Mauray.

Ps. Yoda is da coolest guy (under a meter tall) that I know..for those of you who have seen episode 3 and felt like your life is finally complete...get another life...

I did...

RAy

Am I on? Testing...You sure? *feedback* Oh okay...Thanks.

LOTS AND LOTS OF STUFF HAPPENING THESE FEW DAYS!!
I've been doing very constructive stuff these few days and it has been very exciting!
Like like...Sitting down on the chair facing two consecutive computer screens and carrying about my daily or rather nightly activities.
Lately I've been thinking of dropping my camera lust and heading off on a new venture towards owning my very first drum kit. And it's interesting because of the vast learning curve involved with many styles to choose from.
But heh, we'll see what happens. Nothing on comics so far actually. I'm beginning to feel that my drawing is lacking a certain well being of l33tness.
But that l33tness will be found and I will pursuade it to unleash its inner garfield self with dutch naval ships undergoing immense surgeries on outgoing patience.

Sorry, it's quite deep into the night and Im getting that split eye effect. It actually might have to do with using two screens at once. But nonetheless, I promise a strip up tomorrow or rather...later today.

Chhoaooaoaoaoaooaoaoaooaoaoaochagagagagagagagagagagagagazzzxxxxzzxzxzxzxzxxzxzxx.
Chao.

hey guys =D

Haha, I jus came bak from camp and Im as dead as ever..but just to tell u guys...its MAURICE's BIRTHDAY TODAY! so u guys can drop him a little "happi birthday"

RAy

I pwnzed j00 lah.

Or rather I pwnzed myself lor.
Heh, the immenseness of my warped soul today is not making any sense so I won't speak any further on Dutch naval ships.

Thanks for the appreciative laugh. I appreciate it. Really.

Yeah anyway, I really should start sleeping earlier these days to catch up on lost sleep and also to catch up on work that I gladly missed out on.

I just had a great experience over the Easter weekend at our Church's Easter Camp and above all things I really have to thank God for the hearts that were so deeply touched by His hand. It was also a handful of sleepless nights talking nonsence (Riding the shoe salesman and the Horse of Justice) and also getting high on coffee, fruit and plastic (Don't ask me).
I was also proud to claim the "Loudest Snorer on Campus" award for my excellent participation in the snoring ensemble and also for solo performance. Other than that, I felt that the camp was excellent.

That's all from me for today. More entertainment shall come at a later time when I feel like it.

who?

Its me again...
After the amount of sleep I got throughout the Easter "break"
I came up wif this =D


by lemontea?

w4t tr|x!!

Most of you will probably be going "Whoa, you're an early person." but keep in mind that I have school. Right now I'm busy indulging in random amounts of codes and variables that must fulfill a certain protocol. Surely, that hurts my mind right when I'm most vulnerable AND hungry in the morning.
Just thought maybe I'd try out ranting in school and it should turn out as normal.

Heh, just as you'll expect more from us, I'd expect more from you for spreading the word of this "blog". Surely, your friends should find it l33t just as you do.

~Maurice

Seems so...

"You put these cookies here DELIBERATELY and...PURPOSEFULLY, because...you knew I would come..."

Yes, and indeed I have returned from updating this seemingly dead post. I am extremely proud also to say that the previous post was the 10th post!! w000!!! Very l33t and schw33t, yes...

Well I've got an Easter camp coming up soon and what can I say?...The joy of blissful UN-sleep...
But I have to cram my homework too...I must say that the teachers have chosen the PERFECT day for term 1 stuff to be due in...The Tuesday after Easter Monday...Of course, all hardships will be awarded and true enough, I have recieved naught any homework over the holidays besides History which can be done after the holidays anyway.

And yes...very w00t3y ind33d. I am about to purchase l33t g34r to "heighten" my l33t guit4r skillz (ph34r d3m). If none of you can guess, well it's a pack of strings and a 5c pick. Nope, I'm just kidding...I've had my eyes for some time on the Boss ME-50..."The pedal that stood the test of time" or so the store fella said...I will have to continue my hunt for this ME pedal because it is l33t and Billy Hydes didn't have them in stock. Nevertheless, perseverance is virtue. Thus, I shall pursue that l33tness in my mind in hope of virtue in return.

If you have actually read this far I praise you for thy patience is of limitless p0w4 and l33tness.

~The rice of all rice. Maurice.

PST...The first ever.

First comic in:



Enjoy.
Mauray Beta Crew


Heh?

Hey guys
Once again, I do apologize for not giving you guys a rant as often as I said (as if you guys would want me to anyway). Today was a day of ass pains, back pains, arm soreness and the list goes on...A trip to Phillip Island worked out to be: over 5 hrs on the bus + 2 hrs of free movement. Thank God for the ipod, or I would not even be doing this rant today. As I am back home now, I do NOT want to talk about it again. Well, as for Maurice, he did not have an ipod, so he died. Just kiddin'. Anyways I am way to tired to go on.

God bless and take care
RAy

Another one bites the dust...

Heh as you can see, Ray and I have already skived about two days of rants. Spare us please, I shall throw you a shiny object...No not very shiny.
I have not gained access to proper resources yet but I can assure you, the first comic is underway fine and dandy.
Well today's just another old school day. Except that I endured a double period of IT (good thing) and a double period of Chinese (bad thing) with Mr Yu (VERY bad thing).

Thankfully I'm right back on track and ACTUALLY updating my rants!!
Well here, you go...A shiny object.



~Got rice? More-rice.

My turn? Your turn?

I guess now its my turn to post. Ill try to make it a routine to do it every night, but if you know me well, its highly unlikely that it would happen.
It was quite a hot day today, the kind of weather that makes you wanna take off your clothes and run around the streets naked (oh there goes another person). There is no better way to finish of the long weekend than to do your never-ending homework. Well theres not much to say now, Im out.

Take care guys,
RAy

PS: Project Mauray is going to rock!!

"Farntashtikk"

The weekend was long but I pulled through...
Made a trip down to the Grampians with relatives in a very confined car (Yes, I believe I have pleaded for my dad to get himself a spacious 4-wheeler about 12309798735 times)
Rather long and rocky walks we had up there for two days but not much else besides a fantastic place we found.

But I believe I must've mentioned to friends once or twice. It is hard to order a drive-thru with Asian parents. "uh uh uh corfeeee and the Maakkkk-Cheekhennnss burgaaa" No I believe I exaggerated that. But should I put down fully what my dad attempted to order it would unfortunately have filled up my whole blog entry for today.
Not to worry, my parents and relatives have a right to a good name and I wish not to be sued for defamation over the internet.

Nevertheless, I cannot humbly say I have done much with the development of Mauray Beta these few insignificant days. The funniness for today's rant has ended. I bid everyone farewell.

Snikericey cars....mmm.....
~Maurice